Waupaca High School Alumni
Waupaca, Wisconsin (WI)
Jason Machamer
Waupaca High School
Class of 1999
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JASON'S PROFILE
| First Name | Jason |
| Last Name | Machamer |
| Graduation Year | Class of 1999 |
| Gender | Male |
| Current Location | Ishpeming, Michigan |
| Hometown | Waupaca, Wisconsin |
| Relationship Status | Married |
| About Me | I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer, I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration team. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who has seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and all my bills are paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed...(read more) |
Class of 1999 Alumni
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Marte Smith
Class of 1981
Christine Christine Lempicki
Class of 1988
Brian Dhein
Class of 2000
Eric Swenson
Class of 1998
James Kessell
Class of 1989
Gystaries Shannara
Class of 1992
Gary West
Class of 1978
Lana Lana Wacek
Class of 1969
Becky Rodriguez
Class of 1978
Dennis Rogers
Class of 1967
Eric Daggett
Class of 1994
Ashley Britton
Class of 2004
Scott Chadbourne
Class of 1995
David Thompson
Class of 1971
Brian Jorgensen
Class of 1968
Angela Gearin
Class of 2001
Nancy Holly
Class of 1973
Matt Hansen
Class of 1997
Recent Class of 1999 Reunions
Plan a Class of 1999 Reunion for Free
Waupaca High School All-Class Reunion
Invited Classes: All Classes
Date: Jul 04, 2015
Description: First Annual Waupaca High School All-Class Reunion. No fee or registration required for this casual meet-and-greet not-...(read more)