Torin Scott

Thomas Worthington High School

Class of 1995

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Torin Scott - Class of 1995 - Thomas Worthington High School

First Name	Torin
Last Name	Scott
Graduation Year	Class of 1995
Gender	Male
Hometown	Worthington, Ohio
Relationship Status	In a Relationship
About Me	I am a dad and lover first, an under-appreciated poet and author second, and a mixed martial arts specialist looking for the first victory in my six year career. I'm over 30 years old and I still text pictures of my poops to my parents. I make good money, but spend most of it on my doll collection. Most people would describe me as obnoxious and greedy with a masculine frame and questionable dental hygiene, but you can make your own opinion. There are three things I don't joke about: film, my chronic taint irritation and pies. I can read minds but choose not to. I tend to find Ashton Kutcher films too preachy, but his intoxicating smile keeps me coming back for more. I recently experienced a rare physiological phenomenon known in the medical field as "second puberty". I wouldn't wish it upon anyone. I invented the crotchless t-shirt. Even though I'm deathly allergic, my favorite food is sloth jerky. As a pre-teen, I was stranded at sea in a raft. On the sixth day, I killed a sea gull that landed on my head, stripped it of its meat, feasted on its flesh and used the organs as bait. I survived on rainwater and other similar food miracles until I was picked up by a whaling vessel off the coast of the Cook Islands. All of my house plants are named after deceased porn stars. Although I cannot support it with documentation, I am the author of The Vagina Monologues, but failed to produce the play under its original title, Box Talks. In all seriousness, I am in love with a beautiful and amazing woman and I have two brilliant children who I would give my life for. Life has its ups a...(read more)