Sonia (Christi) Stafford (Sonia (Christi) Cravens)

Hillcrest High School

Class of 1977

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Sonia (Christi) Cravens - Class of 1977 - Hillcrest High School

First Name	Sonia (christi)
Last Name	Stafford
Maiden Name	Cravens
Graduation Year	Class of 1977
Gender	Female
Current Location	Springfield
Hometown	Kansas City
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