Spring Gainer

Hickory High School

Class of 1998

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Spring Gainer - Class of 1998 - Hickory High School

First Name	Spring
Last Name	Gainer
Graduation Year	Class of 1998
Gender	Female
Current Location	Portsmouth, Virginia
Hometown	Chesapeake, Virginia
Relationship Status	In a Relationship
About Me	Just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone. I eat osova (ramen noodles) with chopsticks...every time. It makes me feel, slightly, less white trash. I once won a pair of breasts as a door prize at a plastic surgeon's open house, an actual free breast enlargement, I gave it away, for I am well endowed. When I was little, I thought Wolverine and Ben Vereen were related, I also thought that Harley Davidson was Sammy Davis Jr.'s Dad. Until I lived with Shawna, I thought Black Friday was a religious holiday. Similarly, when I was little, I thought Daylight Savings Time was a nation-wide sales day. Every time I see a feather, I think to myself, "Hmm, a bird feather" and then I have to remind myself that there aren't any other kinds than "Bird Feathers" Mexican men stare at me, I'm serious, you show me a Mexican, and I'll show you a man who is probably already staring at me. I cannot sleep without a fan blowing, even if it's dead winter The phrase "Ooo La La" makes me shudder I will ride any amusement park ride except a ferris wheel I can do dead-on impressions of Atari game noises I will always laugh at these words: Scabies, Goiter, Scurvy, Croak, Bosom, Sasquatch, Schmorgesbord, Tabernacle, and Gout I like to make up situations and act them out in public restroom mirrors I have a black laundry basket, it makes my delicates that much more tough I have been known to end a conversation with: "everything I just said to you was a lie" just because I thought it sounded funny I have had poetry published, but will NEVER tell you the name of the book I can play "Smoke on the Water" on ANYTHING, even things that aren't instruments, seriously One of the most clever things I've ever said contained the phrase: "Hope you like the Oakridge Boys" I laugh at every joke I make, often to silent onlookers I hate when people do shitty impressions of English, Irish, or Indian accents I will only microwave food in multiples of 15 seconds. I wink at yellow traffic lights for reasons I'd have to explain in person I LOVE Chickens, they are such a comical creature. And cartoon depictions of chickens, forget about it. And cartoon depictions of chickens with teeth, OH...MY...GOD! I sing along to Japanese songs that I CLEARLY don't know the words to. I make the BEST mashed potatoes EVER, I also make really good pasta I am fiercely loyal I hate when girls kiss eachother for attention I only add people who know me, or people who strike my fancy I love my children more than anything Spring Hates: intolerance, people who drive shirtless, dirty feet, socky kid feet, people who drive for miles with their blinkers on, the cruelty of children and their adult influences, racial inequality, sexual inequality, gay inequality, people who use their minority as an excuse, Pat Robertson, Sarah Palin, the word "engorged", MadTV (it&...(read more)