Clarence High School Alumni
Clarence, New York (NY)
Luke Hannel
Clarence High School
Class of 1996
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LUKE'S PROFILE
| First Name | Luke |
| Last Name | Hannel |
| Graduation Year | Class of 1996 |
| Gender | Male |
| Hometown | Clarence, New York |
| Relationship Status | Married |
| About Me | My head like my apartment is an overcrowded fucking mess, full of shit that takes up space and causes stress. I need you to shut your mouth and please give it a rest and leave me be... -I come from apes if you believe Darwin; a rib or a hunk of mud if you don't; or a stork if your parents haven't gotten around to giving you 'the talk" yet -I think a burger n' fries is the greatest food ever -I think Tom Petty is the burger n' fries of rock n' roll -I live with my eventually-to-be-ex-wife's cousin, which is not nearly as awkward as one would think -I like contractions... -I like ellipses more than contractions... -I think there's nothing wrong with drinking early so long as you've decided to drink all day -I don't understand why beer is bad for you while Grape-Nuts are good. Barley is barley... -I think Mel Brooks was a greater comic genius than Monty Python, but The Holy Grail runs circles around any single Mel Brooks film -I was named after a saint, a movie character and a country singer -I haven't slept for 10 days because that would just be way, way, way too long -I think political elections are nothing more than an endless beauty contest between the Elephant Man and a leper -I've lost almost 80 pounds on the "don't eat but drink a lot diet". I was going to write a self-help diet book but I figured the title was really self-explanatory -I once self-published a comic book -I hate the interweb -I hate phones more -My mobile phone is a a rotary duct-taped to an 8-track and a polaroid camera. It weighs almost forty pounds and isn't all that mobile... -I think humanity is over-rated -I think sunlight is how the devil gets inside you -I think Alcoholics Anonymous is a misnomer -I think the mass of people are idiots -I think therefore I am, or at least I think I might be, unless I'm not thinking straight which means I might not have ever been, I think -...(read more) |
Class of 1996 Alumni
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